Last night: Boston Red Sox pitcher John Lackey dispenses some vigilante justice on Alex Rodriguez.
Carl: Yeah, so it’s a full, you know, full 3-2. We got good schools here, got the bonus room there with the—
Cybernetic Ghost: We shall go to Mexico tomorrow.
Carl: With the shrieking robot. There he is. And in the summertime, you got this.
Danzig: I got a question. How long does this blood last?
Carl: I don’t know. You know, let me talk to my blood guy here.
Cybernetic Ghost: The elfin blood will flow forever, for eternity from the elfin graves. Forever.
Danzig: This is f***in’ great. I’m gonna line this thing with gargoyles for the sacrifices.
Carl: What did you say your name was again?
Danzig: Danzig, mother f***er!
Danzig: Now uh, is there a way to get the blood to flow up the walls?
Cybernetic Ghost: I don’t see why not.
Carl: That’s good right? Going up the wall? That’s elf blood too, that’s not cheap, ya know.
Danzig: How much you want?
Carl: Oh I don’t know… You know. Maybe uh, I don’t know… a million?
Danzig: Killer. Draft a check tomorrow.
Carl: You’re serious? Thank you God!!!
Ignignokt: Our god is a god of vengeance. A god of hate.
Err: A god of action!
Our school this “Stone Tablet Policy” which basically says that there is no excuse for not turning in your assignments and that you must turn them in even if you have to carve it into a stone tablet.
So this kid carved his 8 page essay into $70 worth of limestone.